Archive 2018: Reasons we Almost Didn't Make It: Part 2

1) We got a puppy (and it was all my faultand it was all my fault), got the puppy fixed, and she's not sitting still like she should be...in her defense, someone put real pizza in the play microwave.  She also got bored and ate a booster seat.  Jacob, the future vet has decided he'd prefer a more hands-off medical approach (without ever touching the animals...no, really), and can't help me right this minute....

 
2) Ava just had to_____ right this minute, lest she die on the spot:  
-sing about poop at the table and go to time out (her 2 minions sat in time out with her)
-write a letter to the Pangolin Rangers in D.C. about her concerns
-make a variety of slime 
-make an origami boat
 
 
 
3) Emma fixed her own hair, again...

  



 4) No one is wearing what they're supposed to be wearing...or where they are supposed to be...




5) Lucas has been taking selfies again...and has discovered snapchat...




 6)  The things are everywhere and the little ones are oh, so helpful....




7) "We" decided to potty train RIGHT this minute...even if "we" aren't old enough...
 
8) Mom actually put on makeup and demanded a picture perfect moment...
 

Yeah right!  


9) There is a dead mouse parked beside my car...
10) A bird flew into the garage and left a bloody massacre straight out of Dateline...  
(the bird was fine...the mouse was not)


















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